We were supposed to have a party with shots of liquor, shots of juice, and aluminum cans of wine. We were forced by a bitter gypsy woman (at left) to cancel. such is life. But facebook sucks big floppy donkey dick, so even though we canceled the party yesterday afternoon, no one got the email about the cancellation until after 9pm. and the poorly spelled, playfully ironic message explaining the cancellation didn't show up in my inbox until 4:47 am... 7 hours after the party was supposed to start.We look lame. Even though we want to have a real party next weekend, I'm sure no one will believe us and no one will come. We'll probably all die alone too.
maybe we deserve it?
-R.S.
p.s. I have my own shampoo. I keep all my shampoo and conditioner and body wash and stuff in my room because I think it's gross to leave my personal hygiene products on the floor of the shower while the run-off from six filthy bodies rains down upon them every day.
p.p.s. Let's have wine for dinner.
oh. and cheese. wine and LOTS of cheese.
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Why is the government allowing such things to stand? An epidemic of retroactive party cancellations is sweeping the nation with the help of Osama Bin Ladin, Jane Fonda, Anne Coulter, the Prescription Drug Companies, Fox News, and the Liberal media! How many lives will the lies of this blatantly pro-Rank website ruin before something is done?
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